Plus: Don't discriminate in your online dating profile. Yesterday, I found my 5-year-old son putting things up his butt in the bath. The little dude was rocking quite the stiffy while he did it. So do you have any suggestions of what I can give him as a butt toy? Just today, he proudly showed me a toy car that he stuck up his butt.
19 Gross Things All Women Do in Private (Or At Least When We Think No One's Watching)
We've established that all couples are disgusting , and I'm not just talking about the pet names — I'm talking about the way that every time you and your sweetie exchange a tender kiss, that kiss contains 80 million bacteria okay, I'm also talking about the pet names. Yeah, those are 80 million harmless bacteria, but the whole thing still feels a little gross. And that's not even touching on all the gross stuff that couples do that doesn't involve swapping any bacteria, but does involve being wildly foul —like sharing toothbrushes, pooping with the door open, or picking a stray piece of broccoli out of their teeth. It's enough to make you want to swear off dating and barricade yourself inside your house alone forever, right?
Girl puts some really big stuff in her ass
She had a great masturbation session yesterday. When using her black dildo, it went off without a hitch. She decided to spice things up and use a Hitachi wand.
What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye! I only trust people who like big butts